Smile
a while Compiled by - Many |
While
we smile, we express our happiness, pleasure
or many other feelings like amusement, sympathy,
contempt, irony, acceptance, love, affection
etc. And above all a pleasant satisfaction and
mental relaxation. |
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Wishing
you a pleasing smile. |
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Furnished
below are few jokes we received from many well
wishers. If you wish to add some thing 'from
your stock' please E-mail to us at jokes@kidswebindia.com.
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At
the end of the first term, my son's first standard
teacher wrote on his report card ''very good
over all, should participate more in class discussions''.
A month later she made him write 50 times ''I
will not talk in class. I will not talk in class''... |
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Lift
operator : ''Right get out my son''.
Boy : ''How you dare call me son''
Lift operator :'' Well , I bought you up,didn't
I?'' |
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| Why
does a cow wear a bell?
Because her horns don't work. |
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What
do you find at the end of everything?
The letter "g".
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Two
chickens were talking and one chicken said to
a the other chicken "who is your favorite
music composer?"
The
second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!" |
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What
do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello, hello. |
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How
many balls of string would it take to reach
the moon?
Just one if it's long enough! |
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How
did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap! |
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Boss:"You are late for work today."
Secretary:"I'm sorry sir, but i would leave
early to make up for it !"
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"I
work eight hours a day,and sleep for eight hours".
"So why did you get fired ?"
"Because they were the same eight hours." |
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Boss to his friend: My secretary is very punctual.
She hasn't missed a tea-break in last ten years. |
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"Minutes
of the meeting reveal the record of the hours
wasted!" |
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Q:Why are writers the strongest creatures in
the world?
A:Because 'tales' come out of their heads. |
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A local supermarket had this big sign: COMPARE
OUR LOW RICES. On being asked "Compare
with what," they replied:"Next week's
prices!" |
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HOSPITAL JOKES |
Doctor to patient:"Congratulations ! The
high
price of butter, meat and eggs cleared up your
cholesterol !" |
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Doctor:What seems to be the problem?"
Patient:"I can't stop eating dates".
Doctor:"Whats wrong with that?"
Patient:"I've run out of calendar!" |
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| "I'm
having difficulty in breathing Doctor."
"I'll soon stop that ! |
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Doctor:"How
is the little boy who swallowed
a rupee coin?"
Nurse:No change yet, doctor!" |
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Doctor:"How
many fingers am i holding up."
Patient:"Six."
Doctor:"I do not know which is more worse,
your eye sight or arithmetic!" |
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I
tried this new garlic diet that my doctor gave
me.I had to eat garlic for breakfast, lunch and
dinner." "Did you loose any weight?"
"No. But
i lost a lot of friends." |
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